New! Testimonials 

My first attempt to get the term "mormoned" (or any other "mormon" in the verb sense) 
into the vernacular.  

Most non-mormons who have lived in Utah for any period of time know what it is to be 
mormoned.  

You go to a gas station and get coffee that well, obviously hasn't been made by a
coffee drinker.  You go to the grocery store on sunday and find that you can't buy
alcohol at all.  Even worse, you go to a grocery store and find they don't even stock
beer.  At a restaurant you'll be thinking your beer is almost empty and you need to
order another.  If you don't finish that beer completely before your second beer arrives,
you'll soon experience what it is to be mormoned.  Want to order a mixed drink in a bar?  
sorry, you too have been mormoned.  (also see Utard, Utarded)

So many of us have been mormoned in numerous ways that we really need to be able to express 
this sentiment.  The current dictionary definition of mormon only includes a noun and 
adjective form.  Those of us who have been mormoned need to speak out and get the verb 
form into common usage.  

So if you've been mormoned, email your testimonials and usage of the term to

story [at] mormoned [dot] com

Don't be fooled, even non-mormons can mormon you.